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May 08, 2008
There Just Aren't Enough Days In The Week...
...For me to hate.
Let me 'splain...
Let's start with Tuesday. (Why Tuesday? WHY NOT? This is my rant; let me be...)
Tuesday, by far, is the crappiest. Fresh off the weekend, nowhere near the upcoming weekend.
Wednesday ain't much better, but, it is 'Hump Day', and if nothing else, you can have a third grade chuckle over that.
Thursday gets the blood pumping, 'cause it's not long now.
Friday; well, it's Friday! There are songs, there are chants, there are three day weekends, it's finally here!
Saturday. The day errands are run. Spend time with family and friends. Chill.
Sunday. Now here is the problem I have. Without Sunday, there would be no Monday. So as far as I am concerned, Monday gets a bad rap, but Sunday should take all the heat. Face it...What do we do on Sunday? Some go to church. Others shop. Others recover from hangovers. But all of us, bar none, complain that Monday is coming. That the work week is starting up again. It's not Monday's fault.
It's Sunday's.
I plan on waging my own private little war against Sunday's. (Not sundaes. I still like those any day of the week. Yum!)
I am going to spearhead a campaign aimed at skipping right over Sunday, and going right to Wednesday. That way, we skip over the problem days, still get two, maybe two and half days of solid work in, and then it's the weekend again.
Wait...Football.
Crap.
Foiled again.
Posted by Jon at May 8, 2008 12:34 PM